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agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

(via befreedreambig)

#bird. #owl.

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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#tumblr. #glasses.
infuction:

i used to take ASL and this was by far the best thing in my book

infuction:

i used to take ASL and this was by far the best thing in my book

(via oursoulsociety)

#asl. #language.
becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

(via pyjamasordeath)

#owl. #bird.
pavender:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Duuuuuuuuuude.

pavender:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Duuuuuuuuuude.

(Source: glukauf, via annmer)

#gif. #fish.
thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

(Source: pleatedjeans, via polishcrown)

#BUT!. #i found this. #cat. #polishcrown.
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I REFUSE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY FEELINGS I REFUSE TO PUT STOCK IN THAT WHICH IS FLEETING

#SADBLOGGIN'. #SADBLOGGIN'??.

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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(via celestialcow)

#twitter. #skyrim.

dragonpie:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck did I just see

(via pyjamasordeath)

#what the fuck. #tumblr. #gif. #??.

sorry-dong-dong:

holy shit, japanese vines REALLY are next level

(Source: radicalapollo-archive, via monodoh)

#vine. #video. #cat. #japan.
becausebirds:

such grace

becausebirds:

such grace

(via annmer)

#gif. #penguin. #bird.

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

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“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

(via befreedreambig)

#tumblr. #napoleon. #napoleon bonaparte.